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Clarinets!

"The Clarinet, also called 'Death by long black stick', is a woodwind torture device used in the band. The clarinet relies on small, thin pieces of wood called 'reeds', which break more often than they actually play. Recently, the clarinet has also been used by the U.S. military as a lethal dual-purpose weapon. Some jeopardy contestants may also refer to the clarinet as a "large brass instrument" or "tuba". It is known by some (and denied by many) that the clarinet is one of the manliest of all musical instruments, even though Asian males are usually the most talented players. But all clarinet players rock and are badasses. Especially girl clarinet players: they are the life of any band."
-Uncyclopedia.

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Posts tagged "bass clarinet"

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inthegalaxy:

The true loves of my life~ Minus bari, of course.

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explore-your-saxuality:

Rehearsal time :)

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sea-of-dicks:

Me and my baby, Aradia. I felt pretty saxy…. ;D

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justabandgeek:

So today I was practicing bass clarinet and this happened

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reguards:

My new bass clarinet. c:It’s completely necessary to take ugly selfies when you get a new instrument, soyep

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because0freasons:

Since I do nothing but count, I have nothing better to do than to take selfies with my baby during Wind Ensemble practice. LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE!!

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tohavejoy:

Honor band with my band members!!!!

bass clarinet is me

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music-andfashion:

Outfit of the day! :)

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music-andfashion:

Reunited and it feels so good :’)

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klarinette-problems:

Submitted by clarinetrox.
Submit your Clarinet Problems here!

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fuckyeahbiginstruments:

marching-band-plot-twist:

catalyst97:

murderousmarchingbandblog:

Yeah. That’s a bass clarinet. Totally.

And that piccolo totally doesn’t look like a drumstick.

And it’s totally normal to have a golden oboe.

Nailed it.